Oh, no signal! (Shouting) Stupid cellar! VANESSA: Well someone’ll see you we’re missing. CHARITY: Not me they won’t, ’cause Noah’s deep in videogame trance and uh, Victoria’s used to closing, so I won’t be missed. VANESSA: Umph! Understatement much! Not like anyone’s gonna come looking for you either. Uh, my sister! CHARITY: Just lost her best mate sister? Don’t think you’re quite on her radar right now. VANESSA: Alright, well my dad then! CHARITY: (laughing) No, babe, I don’t think your dad’s really gonna be thinking about you now Megan’s got him back in her clutches. CHARITY: No, basically, I’m stuck with you, aren’t I? VANESSA: No basically. I’m stuck with you! CHARITY: Oh, yada, yada, yada! Ugh! CHARITY: ‘Ere, why don’t you have a swig of this, ’cause the sooner you pass out the better. VANESSA: (angrily) Ugh! Always havin’ a go! Well, I’m have pathological, remember?! VANESSA: Yeah, I shouldn’t have said that. CHARITY: Oh hey, I’ve heard it from people I care about a lot more than you. So drink, don’t drink, I don’t care. You and me are unfortunately stuck with each other for the foreseeable, aren’t we, so? CHARITY: (sighs) VANESSA: Uhhh Daz! Ugh! CHARITY: Not hot. Definitely not hot! VANESSA: But, I was just wanting to…ya know… What? Throw caution to the wind, seize the day, live life to the full? All that impulsive rubbish. I mean do it by all means, but maybe don’t do it with him, ’cause I think you could do better. You’re being……nice! You’re never nice unless you want something. Oh, I’m sorry. Now I’m being just as mean as you, aren’t I? And I really, really don’t want to be like you! Oh! Sorry! Just can’t help myself. Welcome to my world. VANESSA: Is that what it is? You just can’t help stickin’ the knife in? CHARITY: Something like that, yeah. But I’ve locked you ‘ere, and you haven’t yelled once. I mean, if ever you could stick the knife in… You’re too easy. I like a challenge. What? Is that your idea of fun, winding people up? Are you really that bored and lonely? (scoffs) Hey! D’ya know somethin’? You are really, really good at being mean. Ohh No save it, please! This is like death by a thousand apologies, this. Okay…yeah, I am so bored and lonely I go to town on people, because I can. Even people I like. VANESSA: So you can like people? CHARITY: Not many. Some. Yeah. I especially enjoy toying with those people. Like the little boy who pulled the little girl’s pigtail, wantin’ her to notice him? If I want someone to notice me, they notice me.