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CryMall – A Sketchy Guy in Your Bushes…in a Classy Way – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

CryMall – A Sketchy Guy in Your Bushes…in a Classy Way – @midnight with Chris Hardwick


IT’S TIME TO PLAY “CRYMALL.” WAIT A MINUTE, THOUGH. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, IT GIVES
ME GREAT PLEASURE TO REPORT THAT OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS
OVER BECAUSE SKYMALL IS BACK! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WE WANT TO HONOR THE MOST EXCITING THING TO DO ON A PLANE
IF YOUR PHONE IS DEAD AND YOU DON’T HAVE A BOOK AND YOU’RE
BORED OF CHEWING ON YOUR COLD SORE. I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU A PRODUCT
FROM SKYMALL.COM AND FOR 250 POINTS I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A
TAGLINE TO HELP SELL IT. FIRST UP, THIS GLOW-IN-THE-DARK
TOILET SEAT FELICIA.>>IT’S LIKE HAVING A RAVE
FOREVER YOUR BUTT.>>Chris: JANET>>FIND OUT WHAT IT’S LIKE TO
POOP INSIDE TRON. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Chris: SORRY I GOTTA GO DELETE A FEW BITS OF
INFORMATION. NEXT ONE:
THE STATUE OF MARCELLUS FELICIA.>>A SKETCHY GUY IN YOUR BUSHES
IN A CLASSY WAY.>>Chris: YES, YEAH. FOR ONLY 200 BUCKS, TOO. ( APPLAUSE )
CLUTCH: KEEPER OF THE MYSTIC ORB JANET.>>MIGHT AS WELL BITE. YOU’RE NOT GETTING LAID ANYWAY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>PERFECT FOR GUARDING YOUR GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TOILET SEAT.>>Chris: YES, POINTS.

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