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Girls Don’t Poop –

Girls Don’t Poop –

You would not believe the mother load I just
dropped. And that’s how I like to keep it—leaving not a trace I was ever here, let alone that
I just birthed a creamy behemoth from my cavernous bowels. Nothing is worse than stinking up the shared
toilet at work. Or the toilet at a party. Or your lover’s apartment. Of course, flushing removes the graphic evidence.
Maybe two or three flushes, if your skid marks are as tenacious as mine. But what can be done of that subtle scent
of a 300-cow dairy farm? Aerosol air fresheners aren’t the most effective
option, or the healthiest… trying to mask the stench, giving you a nice blend of chem-lab
carnations with just a touch of feces? So, how do you make the world believe your
poop doesn’t stink, or in fact, that you never poop at all? Poo-Pourri. Poo~Pourri is the before-you-go toilet spray
that is proven to trap those embarrassing odors at the source… and save your relationships. Simply spritz Poo~Pourri in the bowl to create
a film on the water’s surface that actually traps the odors in its porcelain prison. And
when your little ass-tronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release
Poo-pourri’s pleasant aromas so all those around you smell is a refreshing bouquet of
essential oils. Yes it is a real product. And yes it really works. We’ve sold over 4 Million bottles. On Amazon
alone, there are over 1000 reviews rating it 4.8 of 5 stars. That’s a better Amazon
rating than the iPhone 5. If it doesn’t completely stop your stench
from spreading, send it back for a complete refund, our unconditional stink-free guarantee. If your poop stinks click here to get your
Poo-pourri today at So whether you need to pinch a loaf at work… Cut a rope at a party…

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