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Jake Byrd at Trump Fundraiser in Los Angeles

Jake Byrd at Trump Fundraiser in Los Angeles


COMING. BUT FIRST, AS YOU KNOW, PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS IN TOWN YESTERDAY, AND SO WAS OUR PAL JAKE BIRD. JAKE SHOWS UP AT ALL THE BIGLY EVENTS. HE WAS ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL, HE WAS AT THE INAUGURATION, AND HE WAS ON THE GROUND YESTERDAY IN BEVERLY HILLS TO CHAT IT UP WITH TRUMP SUPPORTERS AND WITH THOSE WHO DO NOT.>>JAKE BIRD HERE! MY DREAM CAME TRUE. DONALD THE PRESIDENT TRUMP IS IN CALIFORNIA! LET’S GO CELEBRATE WITH THE REST OF HIS FANS! NOT TODAY! THESE LITTLE THINGS ARE INFRASTRUCTURE.>>SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 300 AND 500 PEOPLE HAVE TURNED OUT HERE IN BEVERLY HILLS TO PROTEST PRESIDENT TRUMP’S VISIT TO LOS ANGELES. NOW, AN ISSUE THAT’S GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION OUT HERE IS THE PRESIDENT’S HARDLINE POSITION ON IMMIGRATION.>>DONALD TRUMP IS HOLLYWOOD. AND HE IS ESTABLISHMENT. HE’S JUST AS ESTABLISHMENT AS HILLARY CLINTON AND ANY ONE OF THEM.>>THIS GUY GETS IT. REGARDLESS OF IF WE HAVE DIFFERENCES OF OPINION OR WHATEVER WE CAN AGREE ON ONE THING. O.J. DIDN’T DO IT.>>THE SOLUTION IS FOR EVERYBODY TO GET OUT AND VOTE IN 2018 AND FLIP THE HOUSE AND FLIP THE SENATE AND GET US SOME DEMOCRATS THAT CAN PUT A STOP TO HIS POLICIES.>>THIS REAL HOUSEWIFE OF BEVERLY HILLS IS RIGHT. WE NEED MORE GLOBAL WARMING AND NOT THESE SNOWFLAKES. WHAT DO YOU HATE JOBS AND MONEY AND BEING GREAT? WHAT UP? TOO MUCH SOY PANCAKES WITH YOUR MARIJUANA KOMBUCHA LATTE?>>I’M FROM INDIANA ONE OF THE GREATEST COUNTRIES IN OUR UNION. JUST CAME OUT HERE ON A WING AND A PRAYER TRYING TO DO ACTING. DIDN’T WORK OUT. DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT BODY TYPE, SO — >>WRONG, WRONG! YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. DON’T YOU LET ANYONE BODY SHAME YOU. YOU’RE FROM INDIANA. THE STATE OF MICHAEL PENCE. OKAY? WE’RE NOT HERE FOR FAKE NEWS. WE’RE HERE FOR JAKE NEWS. TONIGHT’S TOP STORY, WHICH VICE PRESIDENT HAS THE MOST KISSABLE THIN LIPS? WE’LL FIND OUT AFTER THE BREAK. IT’S MIKE PENCE.>>IT’S NOT IMPORTANT BUT STORMY DANIELS GOING TO PUT HIM IN JAIL OR SOMETHING? THAT’S WRONG. THAT’S REALLY WRONG.>>EVERYONE’S GETTING ON HIS CASE ABOUT STORMY DANIELS. IN 2006 SHE WAS A LOT HOTTER.>>YEAH.>>I THINK HE’S TRYING TO DESTROY THE FREE PRESS. HE’S UNDERMINING THE COURTS. HE’S BASICALLY EATING OUT THE DEMOCRATIC INSTITUTION — >>DON’T BE GROSS. LISTEN, WE FINALLY HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO APPRECIATES OLDER ADULT FILM STARS AS MUCH AS ME AND THIS GUY DO.>>HUNDREDS CAME OUT TO BEVERLY HILLS TUESDAY EVENING TO PROTEST THE PRESIDENT’S VISIT AND MAKE ONE THING CLEAR.>>HIS IDEAS ARE NOT WANTED IN CALIFORNIA.>>BUT THAT DOESN’T APPLY TO EVERYBODY.>>EVERYONE’S MAD THAT HE’S BUILDING A WALL. THIS IS NOT THE FIRST WALL THAT AMERICA’S BUILT AGAINST MEXICO. TWO WORDS. REMEMBER THE ALAMO. DANIEL BOONE AND DAVID CROCKPOT BUILT A WALL TO KEEP THE MEXICANS OUT, AND IT WORKED PRETTY GOOD. I KNOW A LOT ABOUT HISTORY BECAUSE I USED TO SLEEP IN THE LIBRARY.>>HE’S NOT WELCOME IN CALIFORNIA.>>TRUMP DIDN’T WANT TO COME TO CALIFORNIA. HE DOESN’T LIKE TO GO TO PLACES THAT EVEN USED TO BE MEXICO.>>WE DON’T WANT HIM TO VISIT CALIFORNIA.>>YOU’RE WITH THE HOTEL WORKERS?>>YES.>>OH. HOTEL WORKERS ARE ALWAYS GETTING BEATEN UP BY GUESTS. YOU KNOW, WE USED TO GO TO THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL, DOWN THE STREET. WITH STORMY DANIELS.>>OH, OKAY.>>I’M NOT ALLOWED IN THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL ANYMORE. BUT I USE TD TO MEET ALL THE BIGGEST STARS THERE. REMEMBER?>>JOE ISUZU, EVERYONE. FLORENCE HENDERSON.>>THESE TWO REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER. THEY’RE HAVING A LOVER’S SPAT. A LOVER’S QUARREL.>>THAT’S RIGHT. IF TRUMP WAS SUCH A BAD GUY, WHY WOULD HE HAVE INVITED HIM OVER? KIM JONG UN IS A GREAT JUDGE OF CHARACTER. LET ME REPHRASE THAT. KIM JONG UN IS A GREAT JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER OF CHARACTER.>>AND SO IS HE AND HE. AND HE. AND HE.>>BINGO!>>WELL, IT’S BEEN FUN CELEBRATING BUT IT’S TIME TO GET OVER TO THE FUND-RAISER. TIME TO PUT MY FACE ON. GOT TO GET GOLDEN FOR MY GOLDEN IDOL. ♪ HOORAY FOR DONNYWOOD ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>I’M SO TAN!

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