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The story of an escort as told by online user reviews

The story of an escort as told by online user reviews

Not usually into posting negative reviews on a WG’s profile page,
but will tell you now that Coco is a proper head case I think it’s in the interest
of the community to share as much info
on this one as possible Booked an [in call] with her since the wife and the kids
were away in Corfu First impression’s okay Probably not 18 as claimed,
but proper British accent Was worried from her pick she could be one of those new EU prossies that barely know what country they’re in Wasn’t exactly into the teenie goth look but she does have memorable green eyes and nice little tits Fucked her real good Would have said at this point
seven or an eight out of ten Afterwards, she asked to stay for a drink I knew at the time it was weird but with an empty house
and a load of booze just thought, “Fuck it” Eventually, she tells me
she has a brain tumor and she’d been told that morning
she had two weeks to live saying over and over there’d be
just like a total solar eclipse Of course, it was all the talk
of a lowlife desperate fucking junkie in search of her next fix When I came around,
she’d done one over on the place Fucking bitch lifted
all my wife’s jewelry, including a watch
with priceless sentimental value Obviously, police were a no-go but determined to track her down Anyone with info, ratings,
reviews of old punts email me, or post here I am one of Coco’s biggest fans if not the biggest Firstly, her eyes are blue, not green Secondly, she’s the sweetest girl
you will ever meet and as a WG, specializes
in girlfriend experience I would say that she’s even saved my life on a couple of occasions I would advise you to be careful
with your accusations Coco has a growing online fan base and following a recent
crowdfunding campaign is about to launch her video debut She does not have time to pay attention to what some middle-aged chap
writes about her online but I did show her yesterday,
and all she had to say was “That’s bullshit” I photographed the girl above for an ongoing project on sex workers She does work under various names though none of them are her real one I’ll refer to her as “Jasmine” I always ask how they want to be portrayed She said “normal, and just hanging out,”
so that’s what we did I won’t say much, but there are
extremely complicated reasons behind Jasmine’s situation, that involve
a harrowing escape to London from an extremely religious
and powerful family The whole idea
of pages like this is repulsive but I’m wading in because
I can’t stand to see her harassed and framed in such
predictable male fantasies If you have accusations,
take them to the police I, for one, will be contacting them if this thread gets
any more threatening Was out of town and bored so booked Coco to see
what all the fuss was about She turned up an hour after we agreed,
which was serious because I was so fucking horny,
I was ready to burst On top of that, she was confused,
and reeked of alcohol I told her right then and there
she wasn’t getting paid but the scumbag said she didn’t care and was just desperate for me to hit it My dick is 11-plus inches and I went to that shit like a juggernaut While she was riding my beast I decided to give her a little surprise I tickled her lightly
on the back of the head and blew her no-good, thieving,
feminist brains out That final spasm was pretty hot but unfortunately my rating system
doesn’t allow for half marks Anyway, sorry guys… no more Coco Very funny clownkilla, however,
this place is a valuable resource for punters and prossies alike Consider this a final warning–
honest and accurate reviews only Oh My God!
I went to school with Coco Some guy from my class
passed a link around and now it’s everywhere Just so you know, I’m not a prostitute I only signed up to post this Coco’s real name is Lydia and she was literally
the least sexiest person in the whole place, so this is hilarious On the other hand, she’d been in
like seven different care homes And once this teacher asked her
when World War II started and she said 1983 She would literally do
anything for attention For example, she said she slept
with her eyes open She’d just sit there and zone out
in this really weird way We’d all do stuff to test it,
and see if she was sleeping through Anyway, one day she just disappeared There were all these rumors
she got expelled after they found a list in her pencil case of everyone she was going to kill but this other girl told me
it was because she got pregnant and was going to name it
after Marvin from JLS Tbh, I’ve seen a lot
of Coco’s photos online and can guarantee they all have
loads of photoshop on them I can’t believe Lydia’s a prostitute now,
but I’m not judging her Everyone has to find
their own path in life Peace Trolls and haters should STFU I was Coco’s best friend,
in and out of school and I knew the real her None of you know anything about her life And to talk shit
about her baby is just low It’s true that Coco was not very academic but she made up for it
with her personality She’s a Cancer, which means
she has the deepest emotions in the entire zodiac,
and will never, ever betray you She smells exactly like a satsuma and whenever I put that
to the sound of her laugh, I want to cry – Anyway.
– Anyway These days, Coco gets paid
to fuck people in Louboutins and sips Cristal afterwards So all of those motherfuckers can go to– This page just gets more and more awesome If we’re all just voices
in Coco’s head we should try some mind control How about a freebie, Coco baby? How much do you think you’re really worth? Turns out our Coco’s been making waves
on the World Wide Web You’d think we’d be ashamed,
but we’re Buddhists now and let’s make one thing clear: Coco came to us by airmail, snailmail That’s how they did it in those days We loaded her up
with all the right information raised her like flesh and blood The nightmare began the day
little Chelsea Carmichael came to the door She had no shoes She said because Coco had stolen them I said, “No, not my Coco. Never” But, of course, they were
right there under her mattress Not long after that followed the sickness illnesses of every type:
physical, emotional, psychological neurological, respiratory, circulatory digestive, depressive, protosexual hypersexual, psychosexual, postsexual How can one person have so many? The answer is: she must have wanted it I shouldn’t say that, but it’s true Regulars, anyone remember
the incredible clairvoyant prossie known as “Goldie”? Thing is, one day
someone hacked her webcam and saw some obese
hunk of shit jacking off Guys, Coco isn’t real sadface No Coco is all too real I say this because I’m almost certain she works in my local Pound Kingdom To prove it, I took some secret footage Sorry it’s not great,
but I think you can see well enough it’s the same girl as in the profile pic I advise curious punters
to go down for themselves to see the famous Coco in the flesh What they will discover is
that there is, in fact nothing remarkable
about this girl whatsoever It makes me wonder Who’s the girl
in the original photo, anyway? Is she even a prostitute? Or did someone just steal the image? Where there be a body,
the vultures surely gather And so all you come for my girl’s flesh
with your techno phones and your whispering
and your pussy clad eyes making her into a whore And after all you scooped out This where you brought back her muscles and pushed them into your throats Tatiana was not one for chitterchatter Her soul clean and tidy No job was too small for her No corner of our good store
not stocked up and shining bright That’s why I see right away
she not out there upon the floor Dear Tati, always eat that strange
lunch of hers in the bathroom But it’s not lunchtime I knock and I knock.
By the time I get inside already the Lord took her soul This your doing! May the smoke of all your torment
ascend it forever and ever for there is no rest, day or night, for those worshipping
the beast and his image! Punters, prossies, spambots sockpuppets, algorithms,
mums and dads I know how much you wanted to believe
I worked in Pound Kingdom even though the girl in the video
looks nothing like me But I’m going to tell you the truth
from the very beginning It’s true that I provided
adult services in the past but I’m moving into
the humanitarian sphere The truth is, today I shot my video Yay! Me, four guys, bam bam bam bam That’s the thing about war It makes you want to do your bit Today I was deeply seen They heard about the waves
I was making online, and they booked me They heard me. They booked me.
And they deeply saw me [inaudible] dot com.
Bam bam bam bam The truth is The truth is I have a story that is a little bit sad but that your viewers
are going to really connect with My father was a petri dish,
my mother a pipette My sister, agent orange, or anthrax or something else beginning with “a”,
I don’t remember If you want the cold, hard truth I used to be a calculator,
and in three simple steps fold into an ironing board On set I got super thirsty,
and sipped a lean combinator drink Will you google my video? Don’t forget, I switched back
to my birthname which is “Mother Teresa” If you want to know
how many people I’ve killed, press 1 To see my baby, press star If you want the deepest, hottest truth I’m crucifiable in 4.5 seconds And if you have a credit card you can make me watch the cross happen in 63 scheduled shows per minute If you insist on knowing
the absolute truth my sign is Aquarius, which means
I fal in love with literally everyone and the color of my eyes is
luminescent turquoise ultramarine Okay guys, fun’s over Honest and accurate reviews only Deleting Goodnight, Coco

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